100 twinkies.
RULES: Once you've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with 100 Truths about you. At the end, choose 25 people to be tagged. You have to tag the person who tagged you. Tagged means "I'm interested in knowing what are your 100 truths" or it was random LOL. (To do this, go to "notes" under tabs on your profile page, copy and paste this note, erase my answers and enter your own, tag people (in the right hand corner of the app) then click publish.)
1. Last beverage: bottled water: american fallss
2. Last phone call: a representative of the bookxchange
3. Last text message: t-mobile ads, because i don't have text :'(
4. Last song you listened to: lil wayne - we be steady mobbin'; okay you're a goon but what's a goon to a goblin
5. Last time you cried: last night yo, it was intense! lol jk just a lil something something
HAVE YOU EVER:
6. Dated someone twice: nahh, they're called exes for a reason right?
7. Been cheated on: i don't think so.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it: lol, nahhh
9. Lost someone special: i have yet to feel that type of pain, and i hope i don't have to anytime soon.
10. Been depressed: yeah, emo phi comes thru every now and then, but why stay sad?
11. Been drunk and threw up: aww yeeaaah, lightweight phi coming thru everyone watch your shoes, watch your nice shirt, watch your expensive denim, watch just about everything, theres finna be a hurricane phi.
LIST THREE FAVORITE COLORS:
12: Blue cause im so sad
13: Black cause you know all the cool people wear it ;]
14: White cause it's just so friggin friggity fresssh.
THIS YEAR HAVE YOU:
15. Made a new friend: Whatchu know about VSA
16. Fallen out of love: yeah, haha believe it or not people. it takes a while.
17. Laughed until you cried: nah has never happend, or has it?...
18. Met someone who changed you: oh yeah tam yeah!
19. Found out who your true friends were: let's see... that's always a mystery for me
20. Found out someone was talking about you: yeaah, you know phi's a great topic to hate on, with his shadyness and all
21. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: yupp
22. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: all or you're not getting added.
23. How many kids do you want: as many as she can handle ;]
24. Do you have any pets: nope, bigass responsibility, gotta feed it, gotta walk it, gotta talk to it, gotta hug it, gotta pet it, gotta clean after it. damn it's like having a baby.
25. Do you want to change your name: at one point yeah, because that "stick and stones can break my bones but words can never hurt me" saying.... yeeeah.... doesn't really help when you're a kid growing up.
26. What did you do for your last birthday: got surprised by the homies, and ate dinner at a steak place with thee ex.
27. What time did you wake up today: 6:45ish and then 9:45AM.
28. What were you doing at midnight last night: crammin' in whatever knowledge i know of angiosperms, bryophytes, basidiomycetes, ect, hwk, and aim.
29. Name something you CANNOT wait for: My 1st paycheck, ching chingtrying to get paid over here
30. Last time you saw your Mother: sunday
31. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: make her cheer up :/
32. What are you listening to right now: the sounds of laptops
33. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: uh... tom... hien's?... friend? is his name tom? i could be trippin'
34. Who's getting on your nerves right now: uh right now? currently? at this moment? nobodys i guess.
35. Most visited web page: FB, oh yeah you know that football ;]
36. Whats your real name: Ngo Ho
37. Nicknames: Phi
38. Relationship Status: trey songz tell em what i told you, "i'm already taken" ♥
39. Zodiac sign: Aries, guess that makes me horny eh? >;] git it? git it? :D
40. Male or female: Kickass!
41. Primary School: uh... preschool? didn't attend. i'm too gangster.
42. Secondary School: Goethe/Harriet Eddy
43. High school/college: Laguna Creek High School . rockin' that cardinal tweet tweet.
44. Write w/e you want here: LOL, this shit is ridiculous
46. Height: 5'7ish? but i wish i was a little bit taller, something something i would call her. lol whatchu know about fresh princee of bel-air
47. Do you have a crush on someone: crussh! i'd be crushing her all day yo. with my saturated soma. << look at that bio reference, gettin too geeked up over here.
48. What do you like about yourself: oh yeah about time, my favorite question right here. first of all, i gotta say man, my ass.. it's just out of this world. i mean, i don't even know how i can put on skinnys. and then oh man then there's my amazing but sharp as a knife hair. if you ever need to murk someone, oh man just hit me up and i'll shank em to death with these lethal spikes. LOL, ay yo tho, i'm jk. lol, i think i'm pretty average, nothing special that you can't find on the next guy.
49. Piercings: 2. both ears, bling bling, everytime you see me around, bling bling. and i'll uh.. let you know if i get anymore... cause birds fly down south for the winter or what? >;]
50. Tattoos: okay, i have a confession to make. you know question 41? yeah scroll up to see what it was. did you do it? alright if u did then you'd know i said i was gangster. but the sad truth is... i'm not. :( i don't have any tattoos. im so not gangster :'(
51. Righty or lefty: righty because my left hand's handwriting sucks like the leeches in thee amazon jungle
FIRSTS:
52. First surgery: not yet, and i hope not anytime soon, shits too scary.
53. First piercing: Left ear, yup just the left. cause i'm so gangster
54. First best friend: memory issues don't allow me to recall
55. First sport you joined: none, you know why? oh you gotta know by now. if you don't, i'll tell you later... maybe in question number 77.
56. First vacation: damn, must have been baby stats. memory issues you know.. yeah gotta go to frys electronics one time to get a new memory stick one time you feeeel? ;]
58. First pair of trainers: whatchu know about payless shoes homie
RIGHT NOW:
59. Eating: naah, my hands are too busy typing.
60. Drinking: not even, the hands are not wanting ze food or ze drinky drinks
61. I'm about to: finish this thing, oh man something like forty more questions to go.
62. Listening to: listening to? man i couldda sworn i had this question already. laptop noises yo.
63. Waiting for: thursday... to come, so i can see her pretty face slim waist withaaaa big BEHIND.
YOUR FUTURE:
64. Want kids: for sureee, little phi's running around. would make the world a better place.
65. Get married: if she says yes. so far she has rejected me 23421854328945 times. but i'll getchu one day :]
66. Career: street racer... cause you know it now? yeah? alright then, finally got with the program. but for you slowbros, its cause im TOO. jk lol uh maybe... pharmacy? we'll see where life takes me.
WHICH IS BETTER:
67. Lips or eyes: LOL i ain't even gotta decide, she drives me crazy with both.
68. Hugs or kisses: she kisses when she hugs me
69. Shorter or taller: shorter cause you know, i like my shortys ;] oh but uh nah no, i also like them tall girls too you know ;] cause you know... theres just something about them >;] rawr
70. Older or Younger: younger... 3 years... younger :)
71. Romantic or spontaneous: girls being romantic and spontaneous? i thought that was our jobs guys? haha well uh... i guess spontaneous because i like being surprised? by the little things. but then romantics cool too its just i see the romantic title being attached more to guys than girls. so im finna rock with spontaneous chyea chyea.
72. Nice stomach or nice arms: Rawr >:< she got the body of a goddessss!
73. Sensitive or loud: be reaaaal, with that gentle touch.
74. Hook-up or relationship: relationships cause i don't want what everybody already had.
HAVE YOU EVER:
76. Kissed a stranger: who THE hell does that? lol real talk.
77. Drank hard liquor: h to the e double hockey sticks YEAH! because i'm GANGSTER! << [note] this is the answer to question number 55.
78. glasses/contacts: Glasses cause i have a fear of poking my eye with... stuff.
79. Sex on first date: Aww YEAH! Gettin' it in! YEAH! sikeees lol can't even. dicks gotta mind of its own.
80. Broke someone's heart: yup cause you know if you fall for me, i'm not easy to please, i might tear you apart, told you from the start, i'm only going to break break break break your heart
82. Been arrested: PSSH, ay yo, ay yo. You already know. TWO WORDS. "too gangster". LOL jk nah.
83. Turned someone down: yeeezirrs
84. Cried when someone died: everytime i envision it :'(
85. Fallen for a friend: too deep. so deep, i'm drownin'
DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
86. Yourself: who else? santa claus? pssh.
87. Miracles: I've heard stories. but then again i gots one myself. my identity was returned to me from the lord! praise the lord! JESUS oh JESUS!
88. Love at first sight: oh yeah for those of you who don't believe in it. try going to lollicup sometime ;]
89. Heaven: she's my heaven on earth <3
90. Santa Claus: heeeyyy! looky here, santa claus, i was just talking about you in question 86. what a coincidence lol, tell me why you never came :'(
91. Kiss on the first date: idk... too shy. might jiiizzzzz in my pantsss
92. Angels: god sent me an angel from the heavens abooooveee. sent me an angel... to heal my broken heart from beeiiinng in loveeee.
ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
94. Had more than 1 girlfriend/boyfriend at a time: I got HELLUH BFS. no homo :]
95. Did you sing today: just now. tam's so fine, oooh tam's so fine.
96. Ever cheated on somebody: nopee, that's a sin yo. a seeeeeen.
97. If you could go back in time, how far would you go: when she was just born and record her so she will believe my amazing red tricycle story.
98. The moment you would choose to re-live: all them good times, but the one sticking out to me right now would be the night of the meteor shower.
99. Are you afraid of falling in love: maybe. it drives me trey songz crazy sometimes.
100. Are you afraid of posting this as 100 truths: OH SHIT, i'm at 100? I didn't even notice. finally. this shit was too long. and DO YOU KNOW WHY?.... oh man if you smart, you probably guessed it. that's right. it's three words this time. I'm too gangster.
TOO GANGSTUR! ♥
lol, you would tho
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